#also i feel like the only people allowed to slap his ass are the crue… which makes me wanna pick up a guitar and infiltrate the band

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I really wonder how GGG Mick would react to a fan (or bandmate) slapping his ass. And I'm not talking oh haha gotcha! Im talking rubbing my hands together like an evil villain and running full speed at him and slapping his ass as hard as I possibly can, possibly sending him stumbling forward...

I would say this ask also applies to cat!Mick but I feel like his tail would get in the way..? Like accidentally hitting his tail and in turn getting hissed and/or clawed at.

anon this is the funniest thing I’ve read LMAOOO!!!smacking his ass so hard he nearly topples over is such a delightfully funny image in my head!!

just the image of running at full speed at him and just slapping the shit outta him (almost literally?? nah nah just kidding lmaoo). i fear that fan would have to deal with all the bodyguards (and the rest of the band ofc)… but it would probably be worth it, right? ;) i also feel like mick would get all prickly about it. Glaring like all hell.. he won’t start a fight he can’t finish ofc, but let’s just say he’s siccing his guards on the brave fan!

(oh and i think he’d also have a real stern talking to with the fan afterwards… well as stern as he can muster cause he’d still be rubbing his raw ass and blushing like crazy. how would someone recover after getting his ass quite literally beat? after a while he just kinda laughs and jokes about the situation and the tension dissipates)

but i imagine the band would do this too… literally all the time! they wouldn’t get into much trouble, besides a couple of lethal side eyes from mick. that would only cause the rest of the band to continue to do it. maybe the terror twins have a bet on who can smack his ass the hardest without mick turning around and killing them… cut to one of them doing exactly what you said: running at top speed and slapping dat ass as hard as they can. mick does this scary ass slow turn to whoever just smacked the shit outta him and glares. whichever terror twin smacked him can only freeze and then run before mick guts them. if mick doesn’t react, maybe they might get bold to do it again, but imo he’s running after them to get revenge!

(also… you’re so right anon, you wouldn’t be able to smack cat!micks ass! tails in the way, and his senses would be much more heightened so he’d able to hear and sense when someone was running up on him. he’d be able to move away before he’d get hit! but if he did you know for a fact he’d pounce on them, hissing and clawing. he wouldn’t care if he was scratching someone’s face up, cause he’ll be damned if he lets someone smack his ass that hard!)

ok sorry i yapped so much but this is so damn funny i love it. “rubbing my hands together like an evil villain” IM DYING!! listen… sometimes he deserves it! plus it’s fine as long as you make sure to give him some hugs and cuddle him a bit as an apology!! anon once again you deliver, thank you so much for making me giggle like an insane person about this!!